I knew a girl named lily
that thought talkin' bout a waffle
was really silly
so she said she loved the awful
cereal called weetabix
which taste like sticks
so now she aint in the crew that's cool
and insted eats cereal that tast like stool
many say it was cuz a sam
that has her mind porked like ham
poor lily is in club wackers
and this closes the chapter


(please note this is a joke between a friend, and I)