Thursday, June 7, 2012

My Friend's Feelings On These Four Films

Dear my lovely readers,

I hope everything is fantastic in your lives, and you are in a state of peace.

now I really don't do this, but my friend Homer Doh recently watched  four films that are/were currently playing in the cinema, because you know I never do that, because it's illegal to watch them on line, so here is his review of each film he recently watched.

Thank you Vic, I will try to say how I feel about the film with out giving anything away, and the things I will give away I will put in a spoiler, so in case you do not want to have any parts ruined for you, on does not have to click the link, and read it.


Film Number one
Snow White And The Huntsman



First things first let me start of by saying who ever it was that recorded this film did a really crappy job. During the first like ten minutes they were holding there camera sideways, and they were not even focusing on the screen right, then you kept hearing people talking, but that was not the wrost part, no the worst part was you kept seeing people in the cinema get up, and down, and walk in front of the screen, I mean during one part someone was standing in front of the damn screen for like five minutes. If I would have went to see this film at the cinema, and some idiot was standing in front of the screen for five minutes my soda pop would have been thrown at their head, but non the less I found the film to be good, and the story was all right. now many people have said they did not want to see the film, because Kristen Stewart played Snow WHite, you know the actress from twilight, however I never seen those films, or read any of the books, and I never plan to do so, and she was not that bad, but with that being said she was not that good either. There was one part were she gave a speech, and if I was one of the people on her said it would have made me join the Evil Queen's side. I did like how it told how the Queen got into power, and I liked how they did the mirror. The film is basically the snow white story just told different. 

Film Number Two
The Vow


Ok, let me start of by saying I like romantic films for some reason, and the person who recorded this did a really good job. The film is about Leo, played by Channing Tatum, trying to help his wife Paige, played by Rachel McAdams, get her memory back after a horrific car accident, and having to deal with the struggles of when a loved one loses her memory of you, and all that she been through with you, and also other issues such as her family,a dn the events of them she does not remember. I really liked this film, and it is one I would recommend you go see at the cinema. now many people had a problem with how it ended, but me personally found nothing wrong with the ending. 


Film Number Three
Battleship
wait that's not the film cover this is


OK, let me cut to the chase this film was shit, and not worth your time. I mean the person who reordered it did not do a bad job, but there was some issues: first of all it was, like recorded in China, or something, so some of the parts were in Chines, and second of all, the audience kept laughing at the most random parts, like a person say "get me NASA" and you hear the crown erupt into laughter, and there was only like three, maybe four funny parts. Rihanna was in this film, and while I like her music I have to say based on this film she should take acting classes, and another thing who had the genius  idea to make a film based on a board game?The film is about an alien invasion after the people of Earth send a signal to the planet G, and the people of Earth have to defeat the invaders. on a side note this film loosely plays on the conspiracy that there is lizard people that have advanced tech, but it does not play on the theory they are in another dimension also it does not play on the theory that all the rulers of the Earth are secretly lizards, lol


Film number four
Men In Black III

This film was good, the acting was good, the comedy was good, and the action was good, and there was no problem with how the person recorded it. Will Smith did a really good job once Again as Agent J, but besides a few films such as wild wild west, or what ever it was called, most his films are good, and Tommy Lee Jones, and Josh Brolin did a good job as Agent K, and young Agent K. The film is about Agent J having to go back in time, and save agent K from being killed by Boris the animal after Boris the Animal escapes from prison after his girlfriend, played by singer Nicole Scherzinger, helps him escape from his prison on the moon, and he goes back in time, and kills agent K


All in All besides battleship all these films are worth watching, and The Vow, and MIBIII are worth going to the cinema, thank you vic for letting me post on your blog to let people know how I feel about each film, and thank you everyone for reading it. you all rock !!

your welcome  Homer Doh, and remember everyone this was just how he felt, and you may love the films he hated, but hate the films he loved, so to be honest you should always check a film out for yourself to see weather, or not one likes it.

That is all for now,
I love you all deeply,
your friend,
VPK 

P.S 

Remember when Will Smith first came out, and he was a rapper known as The Fresh Prince?




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