so you have made some films I liked over the years such as Bad Boys, The Rock and Armageddon, and I thought you were a decent director, but oh Mr.Bay how you over the years have changed that view, and now all the films you make are nothing but a bay of shit.
First of all Mr,Bay you need to stop making films based on cartoons I grew up watching, because the only thing you do is rape them, and change too much. All your Transformers films sucked big time, but here is a crime worse than what you did to the Transformers, you have the damn nerves to change the Teenage MUTANT Ninja Turtles into freakin' aliens.
Aliens...really? do you not know that there is a difference between aliens and mutants? why must you take what is not broken, and break it then take a shit on it with your shitty ideas? oh Mr.Bay you are not alone in this, but I also put blame on the channel nickelodeon whom made the stupid choice of hiring you to make the films. really Nick, Really? did you not see how much people hated what he did to The Transformers, but maybe you are on board for these shitty changes since you are changing the weapons of the turtles, so guess what, Fuck you too.
I know you will continue to make shitty films, and I wish like the Spider Man films the company that pays for the film would step in after your shitty films, and say nope we are not letting you do another one, and we are rebooting the films, so people can get what they really want.
speaking of rebooting, why are you even rebooting TMNT? we rather just continue the story with the shredder coming back, but no you want to start over, and make them aliens.. what other changes will you make? is splinter going to go from being a rat to a talking tree, will shredder be a pirate. will April's name be changed to May, will the Foot clan be come the hand clan, will Karai no longer exist, or exist as a male rabbit that can surf?
you know who is a good director? Christopher Nolan, both Batman Begins, and The Dark Knight are great films, and unlike you Mr.Bay he did not ruin the films by changing anything to feed his ego, and guess what, The Dark Knight Rises wil be great too unlike anything you make these days, so maybe you should go take notes from him, but then again you are too much of a wanker, and the difference between you two is if you made the Dark Knight films Batman be an alien bat from mars were if Nolan was to make a TMNT film he get everything right, and probably make the best TMNT film ever
so in closing Mr.Bay, please stop being a twat, and making films based on cartoons I use to watch, but instead make your own damn films based on your own damn ideas, because no one will give any thought to how crappy the film is, because at least your not ruining something, or better yet just retire, and go became a monk, so we never have to see you again, and while were at changing things here is an idea for you since you like to change things, go change your name to the classic cartoon rapist, because all you do is rape classic cartoons.
your Enemy,
VPK
P.S you better in your life never make a film based on Thundercats, and Voltron
P.S part two: this is how I feel in case you are too dumb to understand I am saying fuck you Mr.Bay
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