Friday, January 6, 2012

A blog post that is not a poem

Dear my lovely readers,

Hi, my name is VPK, that is victor Paul kugler, in case you did not know that, and thought the VPK at the end stood for like very peachy kangaroo, nope it does not, but any how I just want you to know this,

no matter how you slice the bread of life, everyone, including you, and me, them, her and him are judgemental, you might be sitting there drinking your cuppa tea, or eating your bowl of oatmeal perhaps watching a movie about vampires, and be like vic, shut the fuck up I am not judgemental, I do not judge anyone, but you see you do in fact judge people even when you do not know it. when you go to let's say a fine Mexican diner, and let's say you get a casadia, and someone later while asking you how that diner was asks "hey insert name her, how was the casadia from that insert Mexican diner" well no matter if you say it was good, or bad you are going to give an opinion on how it was, thus judging the cook that made, therefore you are judging someone.

so do not think you are not a judgemental person, maybe you are not as judging as others, but we all judge, no one can escape that reality, sorry to burst your I don't judge bubbles, but hey guess what you that read this, or any blog anyone post, you judge them on how well the blog was written xD

oh and by the way, casadias are awesome, so if you never had one go, and try it, and oh by the way, chicken casadias are the best kind, and well with sour cream makes them better.

the NFL playoffs begin tomorrow, the NFL being american football, which is a sport like rugby, but better, and named after football that other countries play, and well there are two things I know about the playoffs 1. the Vikings are not in it, so I could careless who wins, and 2. as long as it is not the packers, and the lions

by the way, here is some education on why it is called football when you really do not use your feet, back in the day some people made a modified game of umm football us people of the United States Call soccer (which is a stupid name, soccer sounds like you are saying sock her as in punch a women, and oh by the way people back in like idk the 50's of the 1900's said sock as in to punch) but anyhow back to the subject I was telling you about, so anyway they made a modified version of the sport called rugby where get this, you could use your hands, so rugby was born, which is actually called rugby football, so then people in the states started a playing rugby, but just called it football

can you pass in rugby? I never actually watched it.

next week it is the dentist, and the foot doctor, should be fun.

that is all for the time being,

I love you all deeper than your thoughts,

your friend,
VPK.

P.S
marshmallows plus graham crackers, plus Reese's peanut butter cups make extra sexy s'mores




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