so I been thinking about movies that are the most shittiest movies ever made, so I decided to make a list of some of the worst films I have ever seen. keep in mind these were the ones that came to mind
6. The Room
so bad it's good
there is a reason I made this six, and not five, and that is, because I had to include the room, staring, directed by, produced by and written by Tommy Wiseau, this is one of those films that it is so bad you have to see it, the story line is poor, the acting is poor, everything about it makes you wonder if this is even a film, or not, but wait just check out some of the movies best parts
give this film an oscar
5. mortal kombat annihilation
was this made in attempt to make people hate MK?
Mortal Kombat is arguably the best fighting game of all time. with a classic story line, sub plots, and some of the best fighting characters, and not to mention the thrill of doing this to your opponent after you kick his, or her ass
MK is way better than street fighter
so in 1995 when the film came out all kombat fans were happy, and let me tell you that shit sucked, and we all hated it until they came out with the squeal mortal kombat annihilation. talk about shitting on a story line, they changed so much it just pissed everyone off, shao kahn and raiden brothers, shinnok is their father BULLSHIT that never happened, if there is one thing I know movies based on video games just suck, but this is not the best example of why, as you will see coming up.
4. The lion king 1 1/2
oh I know the half, and it is this film is shit
The Lion King is one of the best films Disney has ever made. the Story is about Simba, and him running away after he thinks he caused his father Mufasa's death, it had one of the best chase Scenes ever
scar was an evil bastard
I mean if you ever get the chance to see this at the cinema you will be amazed on how big it is, and how great it is, I could go on, and on about the first Lion King. then it had a part 2 which was not as good as the first, but still a decent film.
then the had to make Lion King 1 1/2. or as some call it Lion King 3, and wow was this film crap. it is pretty much timon and pumbaa side of the events that took place during the first lion king, and all it does it pretty much ruin the first one. remember how all the animals bowed when simba was born in the opening? guess what they were not bowing pumbaa just had gas -__- the great part were scar sings about how he is going to take over, ruined, pretty much everything that happened did not happen the way we saw it, oh and am not just sayin' the film is wack beans on toast, because that, no the film is just bad. it's like fuck you take two characters who as I get older have found to be the worst in the lion king, and make a film based on them, come on Disney,I know you wanted to make as much money as you could of The Lion King, but damn, but still you were not as bad as the next on the list.
3. The Land before Time 2-13
who knew the great valley meant great crappy sequels
The first Land Before Time is my favorite film ever made, I remember when I first saw it I wanted to watch it all the time, the story is about Little Foot, and his fiends journey to try to make it to the great valley. the film was also the first time I ever saw a film that deals with death when his mother died it what has to be one of the saddest parts in a film ever, I cried when I was young, and I still cry today, but that is just how great the film is, because kids, and adult can enjoy it, and both kids and adult cry
I cried when I watched this while making this blog :(
if you never seen the first land before time watch it, because it is a pure classic, and one of the best things about it is although it was for kids they did not dumb it down for kids, so adult can enjoy it too. this film is so great, I could spend all day writing about it,s o why are 2-13 pure wackness? well when I said they did not dumb down the first one they totally did that with the rest, you had corny songs, corny plots, and stories, and even crap like aliens WTF aliens, and why make so many damn sequels, oh and they are all about the same thing they cast of friends have to for some reason leave the great valley to the mysterious beyond, insert plot here, the adult tell them no, they do anyways, the meat some friends, sing random stupid songs that are not good, insert a lesson (some are ones covered in the first, but just not as good, hell not good at all) the thing I want to know is where are the parents that did not die? how come that never comes up well besides little foot's father (no it is not a tearful story it is one that makes you scream bullshit)
2. the super Mario bros movie
wackness
ah, yes Super Mario the most recognizable face in all of video games, and for a good reason, not only was he the reason Nintendo made it, but he is in so many great games from the classic super Mario bros to Super Mario Bros 3, oh and you like 3D gaming? Mario did it first with Mario 64, and it is not just the basic save the princess games, but he also has classics like Mario Kart. it would be hard to find someone that has never played a Mario game at least once in their life, and if you are reading this, and call yourself a gamer, but never played a Mario based game guess what you are not a gamer,
The story of Mario is about two plumbers somehow getting sucked down a pipe drain, and into the mushroom kingdom, where they end up saving the princess from bowser the king of the koopas, time and time again, sure you might ask WTF how many times can a person be taken? well who cares as long as great games keep coming out he can princessnap peach all he wants.
so when the world found out a film was going to come out, wow were we happy until we seen the damn thing. first of all in the film they are not brothers, but Mario is luigi's father :S, second they could not find two Italians to play the part? third this is bowser ,
so who the fuck is this?
a human? you made bowser a human? I mean did the people that wrote this piece of crap just think oh we can do what ever they want people will go, and see it, because it has the name super mario on it? no you can't, in fact all you damn film companies need to stop making films based on great games, and making shit
1. Teenage Mutant ninja Turtles 3
this film was almost the death of the ninja turtles
I love the ninja turtles, the cartoon was great, the first film is a classic, the 2nd is good, TMNT is good, the new cartoon is good, the comics awesome, the games, amazing, the action figures are cool beans, pretty much everything ninja turtles will rock your socks, hell I loved them so much when I was a kid I even ate pizza with whipped cream, and M&M's on it, because they would eat weird stuff on their pizza.
so how bad is the Ninja turtles 3? put it this way if you took all the films I listed above and made them into one crappy film it still be a classic compared to this piece of word that does not exist yet, because calling it shit would be an upgrade that's how bad it is, hell you want to know how bad it is? the people that make ninja turtles, the cartoon, the comics, the first 2 films the last one TMNT, everything ninja turtles don't even acknowledge it exist, it goes ninja turtles 1, 2 and TMNT, part 3 never happened, that's how bad it is, if you know ninja turtles, but never seen this, DON'T you will find your self in the fetal position asking GOD why something so horrible was made, oh if you are an atheist you will still ask GOD why something so horrible was made, wow just thinking about this film makes me so angry, the plot? they go back in time to ancient Asia, and save someone, idk who fuckin' cares, they should have went back in time, and saved are eyes and ears from this damn film, no they should have just gone back in time, and stopped this shit from ever being made.
I hope all is well with you, and if not I hope things get better,
I am the same as I am most times,
today was Valentine's day, which means nothing if you are single, unless you count the sorrow of being single on the fakest romantic day of the year, I mean if you only buy something for your loved one once a year romantically you're not really romantic, also if you buy her something at your local CVS. or Wal greens drug store then you are not romantic. the day is really forced, but with that being said not a person that is single does not wish they had a lover that day, and if it helps couples get closer, even for just one day, then let it bring them the joy of love.
since people get candy on v-day, it made me think of another day peopel get candy, Halloween, and then I got to thinking, why do people say "trick. or treat: when no one ever gives out a trick? what if this happened what if a kid
subliminal message: the kids follow Satan
said trick, or treat. and got his, or her candy
these are the best kind of snickers
but later when eating it they found a razor in the candy,
how would they even get a razor in a candy bar without one noticing?
and the candy giver later visited them at the hospital. and said trick. wow that be fucked up.
so in other news I had an interview today, and I think everything went pretty good, the interviewer was friendly, and I did not feel as if I did, or said anything wrong, I will call them on Friday, and hopefully they will say "yes, victor you are hired" and I be happy, and throw a waffle, and iced tea party :)